She was lovely and lacking in warts, br wore no straps and no wire supports. br She could be a mirage br or angelic collage br and she met him in well-fitting shorts. br br When the various wrappers unpeeled br it was clear and distinctly revealed br that her velvety skin br would be somewhat akin br to an exquisite treasure concealed. br br She took hold of his slightly wet hand br and they wandered across the great land. br Now and then they would kiss br well, you know how it is br and he nursed a big ache in his gland. br br Being bright she discovered his plight, br and suggested his pants were too tight. br So she opened his fly br and the felon said Hi br then they settled and stayed for the night. br br Under pines and the eyes of the Moon br they held hands and she sang him a tune, br then they fumbled a bit br leading up to a hit br and she told him to use a balloon. br br He strapped on a balloon and it stayed br but his felon was more than dismayed. br All the joy had been cut br and her beautiful butt br was so close and with pleasure displayed. br br She saw grief and chagrin in his eyes br so to please him meant not to be wise, br they pulled off the balloon br threw it straight at the moon br and they whispered a few little lies. br br It was later, some weeks had passed on, br when they watched little hooligans spawn, br He said let us soon pick br a most suitable stick br and let's call him our little croissant. br br Sixty fish had gone over the dam, br they were quick and they swam and they swam, br In the end, one small fish br got his uppermost wish br and croissant simply said: Here I am. br br Thus, the moral is simple to grasp, br it's no use to say OH and to gasp. br Leave unguarded the gate br it is often too late br if your felon ain't wearing a clasp.