It was so hard to get everybody br Together br At the same time br But finally we set a date and br First of all it rained br My shoes got muddy and br Oh it was a nightmare br Anyway br My husband wears plaid because br That's what he always wears br And my crazy brother Elbert br Shows up in polka dots br Can you imagine the clash br Ohhh! I thought I would die br Fortunately, we forced him to change br Into a black suit and tie left over from my Uncle Art's br Funeral br And as you can see, the picture turned out, well br Not too bad, that's Elbert see br The one with the scowl br But can you imagine how horrible br It would have looked with polka dots and plaid and br Oh! br Why, I wouldn't even be able to show it to people br Much less hang it on the wall br They'd think we were a br Dysfunctional br Family br br Or something.