I'm an automatic pilot on the flying saucer br A part of the engine, both robot and human br Programmed to explore the planet Earth closer br Gotta come into contact with an average woman br br After making a smooth landing, I'm walking out br I am on a broad plain, with no one around br Except for a girl on a bike, tall and stout br Who's watching me in horror, uttering no sound br br I can read her thoughts: he's a fucking Martian! br I grab her hand so that she might read mine br She giggles, and then speaks with deep emotion, br ''I got reproductive organs, but your looks are out of line! ''br br Aram Stefanianbr br