Why does God hate New Orleans? And why does br he especially hate the poor black people of New br Orleans? Now that I think of it, maybe he just br hates levees. That’s actually understandable. br I mean, put yourself in his shoes. You’ve busted br your butt creating this amazing planet, giving br birth to millions of species of plants and br animals (including the sea monkey – go figure) , br forming mountains and rivers and coastlines, and br then along come these idiotic humans changing br everything around – diverting rivers, filling br in wetlands, and building dams and levees. No br wonder he got pissed off. I’ll bet he’s just br steaming about Mt. Rushmore too.