Sportin' a brand new lobbyist shot gun. br Plannin' not to be outdone. br Improvin' his huntin' and drinkin' skill. br No greater holiday thrill than to kill! br br Cannot let them little birds get away. br Really feathered terrorists led astray. br Ain't no excusin' - br Sinister birds a goin' to be a losin'. br Hidin' in a big corporation bird blind - br br All that drinkin' makes him and Scalia feel just find. br Noticin' strange sounds - br Deliverin' multiple rounds! br br Black gun smoke cloud clears. br Unsual sight appears.