The newspaper is clever: br 'Who will be the top beagle? ' br Is the front page question br The photograph of beagles in competitive queue accompanies. br Charles Schulz gave us ‘the head beagle' br Our newspaper ‘the top beagle' br There is a difference. br Hitler and Stalin were top beagles. br F.D.R. was a head beagle. br I will take a head beagle over a top beagle br Every day God gives me to protest the difference.