To solve a problem you must be br Analytical and objective br You must include every single fact br And refrain from being subjective br br Let's look at smoking impartially br And collate the various facts br Nicotine is a mild stimulant br I'm not talking through my hat br br The drug itself does not relax br Infact it does the reverse br How can we explain this mystery br It all seems rather perverse br br A mild stimulant is ruling your life br Yes, that's right, it's not even strong br It's got you at its beck and call br Stringing you all right along br br A mild stimulant? The joke's on you br And all of your friends in this farce br This drug is laughing itself silly br That you fell right into its path br br It has no power other than what you give it br It'll take whatever you've got br And use it against you mercilessly br It does that quite a lot br br (Sydney, Australia - 2003)br br Alessandra Liveranibr br