Jeny owns a little brown dog, as cute as cute can be br But don't be in the vicinity when he begins to pee br He'd put grown men to shame, a fire hose looks small-fry br When he cocks his tiny leg, and lets his waters fly br br Such a dainty dog you'd think would just produce a drizzle br From his part chihuahua, part something else, pint sized wizzle br But once the spigot opens to relieve the pressure in his urinary sac br The megalitres dammed inside are rapidly unpacked br br A microclimate is propagated, its chief feature a monsoon br A puddle was predicted, not a fathoms deep lagoon br And that is why we have christened him with an intention fond br Our super peeing hero's bone shaped tag proudly displays 'Big Pond' br br (Sydney, Australia - 2011)br br Alessandra Liveranibr br