Yes, I know I'm just a poet and yet I'm quite sincere - br Just in case you didn't know it, the aliens are here! br I saw them leaving their spaceships, just like the Twilight Zone! br That's when they went on searching trips for me and me alone! br Of course, I ran when they saw me! I didn't stick around! br I didn't hide inside a tree - I hid beneath the ground! br Within a cave, where few have trod, I struggled to be safe... br From there, I prayed, in fear to God, somehow to make me brave! br I didn't feint, as some would do... and soon they went away... br So I was glad, I'm telling you, to live another day! br I told my Doctor who sat still and listened with a smile. br But then prescribed a purple pill that calmed me for a while. br The Mental Home has proved so nice... I've made so many friends. br I've met some aliens in disguise! More pills! It never ends! br My M.P. doesn't give a damn! It's time that he was sacked! br He's such a horrid little man! He also thinks I'm cracked...