Armchair explorers, just like me, br Would like no better destiny br Than meeting creatures constantly br In close encounter naturally. br br Akin to paradise would be br To face and stroke a snake maybe, br Or invite ten chimps home to tea. br br If angry bulls had been set free br I would not broach them warily br Or run and try to climb a tree, br Up close and friendly I would be. br br I'd hug a warthog on my knee br And meet his bite with calmful glee, br My gleaming smile is all you'd see br br Because I have the remedy. br There'd need to be a secret key br Just like the documentary. br br Ten T.V.