It stands between you and life br Claiming time that belongs to your wife br The potato and his couch br Married life says - ouch. br br The buttons on the remote br Pressed by guilty fingers br Someday he shall realise br The hope lingers.. br br Her order of importance hasn't changed br Why can't you restrain br When she has refrained br Is the moot question br Reckless indulgence br Leading to combustion. br br Decide, poor potato br And decide today br Chose life or the box br Because if she has her day br She might decide to live with box br And throw the idiot away...