Joe Rosochacki - Chocolate to Die For *aka* Willy Wonka’s Woeful Ways of Weeping

Joe Rosochacki - Chocolate to Die For *aka* Willy Wonka’s Woeful Ways of Weeping

Vincent Smith II died yesterday, br Of a most peculiar way. br He was temporary worker loading cocoa in the Cocoa Service Plant in Camden, br New Jersey. br It was plain to see, br He was quite content working at a chocolate factory. br Vince thought there was nothing to worry about safety, br -nothing- made him quit- br living. br For he fell into a vat of chocolate. br Vince’s fellow workers tried to save him, br Drowning by chocolate was to be induced. br And to top it off, br -the agitator that mixes the mix, br Hit Vince’s head and unfortunately made his breathing body nix. br I wonder if the government would do recall on this batch of chocolate that was produced.


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Uploaded: 2014-11-10

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