The politician said br 'I love my job br chaos and parties political br are my life blood. br br I squeeze dollars from the law br by threatening one side br with my new law br and get them to pay to dropp it br and then I go to the other side br and get them to pay me br to pass br it through. br br Having now br money from both sides br I sanctimoniously br declare br that each side must learn to compromise. br br Then I pass a meaningless law br which each side then pays br me to repeal; br I say I will need more br money for my re-election bid br and then whichever side gets br the most petition votes br will win. br br I love my job. br I get all the money br and the citizens br get nothing. br That's good politicking.