Whiling away his time br Crushing dry toast and br Spraying the crumbs br In the porch br Watching the birds br Pecking at them and br Calling their friends br To join in the feast br Truly a delightful way br To start off the day br As a retired Dad br br br His wife watches br With an irritated look br On her ageing face br She says nothing br But he is sure br She is wondering br Who will clean br Up the place br When he is done br With playing games br On his first day br As a retired Dad.