I can't believe you're wearing that! br Your favorite holey shirt, br Your kneeless jeans and sandals br And you've got the guts to flirt! br br So much for first impressions, br You'd scare them all away.... br No normal gal in her right mind br Would give the time of day br br To someone so despicable - br You haven't got a clue, br I guess it's just that Mars mystique br That draws the girls to you! br br It's a good thing we were programmed br To look beneath the skin, br Or humanity would not survive br The predicament we're in; br br If women came from Venus br And all men came from Mars...... br No wonder we bear children br While men race 'round in cars! br br Perhaps the great 'all knowing' br Had no idea then br How different the wiring br 'Tween females and the men; br br And so we do the best we can br With the gender that we've got........ br Venus stays cool and misty br While Mars flames red and hot! br br And still we learn to co-exist, br Appreciate each other......