I will not eat Spam in a can. br I will not eat Spam in Japan br I will not eat Spam on a boat. br I will not eat Spam with a goat br I will not eat Spam from afar br I will not eat Spam in a jar br I will not eat Spam here or there br I will not eat Spam anywhere. br I will not eat Spam it's not for me. br I will not eat Spam can't you see. br Why do they make Spam for you and me? br I do not know, I do not care br I will not eat Spam with a bear. br As you see Spam's not for me, I do not care who likes Spam. br I am Melissa, oh yes I am, but I do not eat any Spam. br I will not eat Spam in a can, in Japan, on a boat, with a goat, from afar, in a jar, her or there, or anywhere. br I will not eat Spam it's not for me, can't you see, even for you and me, and I do not care to eat Spam with a bear, because I just do not care to eat spam anywhere.