They flew on a moonbeam br and danced on the stars br the giraffe looked at the kangaroo br and said how do you do. br Old Mother Hubbard got into the act br when she went to the cupboard and found it bare. br “Sorry guys there is no food in there.” br Tom Thumb jumped up, said I’ll play mum, br and with that pulled out a plum. br They sat round the table br the giraffe, the kangaroo, br and the giraffe asked what you eating roo? br Caterpillar stew because wise guy br I hate to see butter fly. br Pinocchio stuck is nose in br like he likes to do br when suddenly it grew and grew. br A passing elephant looked in, br “Hey Pinocchio can you play a tune on that like I can do? ” Therefore, the nonsense band was born. br They played all night causing a bit of a storm, br the candles for miles all went plop, br and I’m glad to say this is nearly your lot. br All those who read this I hope get a smile br or at least a kick in the pants. br Because watch behind you there is an angry mule. br You’ve been framed br That’s the name of the game. br Now there is just one last thing to say br I’m removing the vote counter before I go away br because I know that some jolly prankster br will read this silly thing br and only leave me a one. br Now that’s all folks br as the loony toons might say br just enjoy yourself for the rest of the day.