The story I am about to tell br is about a man who fell down a well. br His real name was Costaswell br that was until he fell down the well br where the night before br in the shadows of the moon br someone tipped gallons br of green paint down the well. br Then poor Costaswell fell in br and when he popped his head out. br Everyone thought he was an Alien. br You all know the type, br a green man from Mars. br Someone called the army in, br they asked where his spaceship had landed. br He said he did not have one br and he did not come from Mars. br Now poor Costaswell is better know br as the green man br who did not come from mars, br but from Hampton Court. br Now when he walks down the street br dogs come and raise a leg up br as they think he is a tree. br Kids drag their mothers to come and see br the green Martian from Hampton Court. br Everyone is wondering now br in the winter what will he do, br will he turn a light green br or will he turn blue.