You just br sit there br br Queen of br the potty br br hold wordless br conversations with me br br all tones br & non-sense br br almost br language br br but not br quite br br never br quite! br br I praise br your efforts br br whether it be wee br or poo br br amazed at what br you can do... br br ...you too! br br 'Oh fantastico...fantastico! ' br br Later that morning br when Mummy has her friends br br to tea br & cakes br br trying to br impress br br you toodle in br a still steaming poo br br (your third turd this day) br br clutched br in hand br br shouting to the disgusted br paling faces br br 'Look...look! ' br br 'I do'd it! ' br br ****** br br And in tanka form that all gets reduced to this! br br I praise your wees...poos! br (Love everything you do!) br Pleased...potty trained to a T.