Stealing a tin of beer ~ what next? br The barmaid will be vexed! br You must never-ever help yourself... br Go, place it back on the shelf. br Symptoms of illness you are revealing br 'Kleptomania' needs concealing. br The Commandments tell us br ~~We must not steal~~ br However tempted we feel. br But stealing a tin of thirst-quenching beer, br 'You must never do that my dear'.