Next is item six, a bag of nothing, who'll give me an opening price br A bag of nothing sitting on your shelf would look rather nice br Come on give me a bid, oh is that five dollars I hear br But surely I can get more for this perfectly formed sphere br br You won't get addicted to it and it'll never give you a rash br In fact this bag of nothing could save you a lot of cash br Your kids won't fight over it and it doesn't gather dust br Can I say that this bag of nothing is an absolute must br br Item six won't go out of fashion or lie broken on the floor br Is that ten dollars you're offering, I was hoping for a little more br Your neighbour cannot buy one that's got more power br It won't wilt or its petals fall off as happens with flowers br br Doesn't need to be filtered, chlorinated, skimmed or pumped br And it will never have to be carted off in a hired truck to the dump br Fifteen dollars bid from the man over there called Sean br That lady in red's offering twenty, going, going, gone! br br (Sydney, Australia - 2009)br br Alessandra Liveranibr br