Halloween is over br and the ghosts have gone to bed. br The next thing on the agenda br is the failed gunpowder plot br where Guy Fawkes the silly clot br went and got himself caught br before he could blow up br the dear old Houses of Parliament. br Just imagine if he had succeeded br what kind of place it would be, br no more paying income taxes br bleeding us all dry, br no more scheming ministers br fiddling their expenses. br Then there is the problem of who br would take over the running of the country. br Royalty I can only guess, br can you just imagine br a King Charles and Queen Camilla. br Not really, no, no, never. br Guy Fawkes come back br you silly clot all is forgiven br and try again you silly sod br only this time get it right, br blow up the blessed treasury br and bankrupt the blinking lot.