Oh Mummy, oh Mummy br where are you? br You were in your sarcophagus yesterday br but now you are gone. br Oh Mummy, oh Mummy br where may you be? br Has someone in the night br come in and stolen thee? br Oh Mummy, oh Mummy br I know you are two thousand years old br and just a box of bandages, br but about you, I care so. br I found you in that pyramid br amongst all your treasures br for the after life. br Oh Mummy, oh Mummy br there you are hiding away from me. br Hey, what are you doing? br Oooh Mummy stop doing that, br you are two thousand years old br and I am only twenty-three. br Oooh Mummy. Oooh Mummy br don’t stop now. br Oooh Mummy you are a sexy beast.