TIGER TIGER IN THE WOODS br br Hit the ball as U should br br Ere the Golf Stick skidded br br And U in the Woods ended br br br br Tiger Tiger your fame spread far and wide br br Many a wallop in joy you with your family cried br br Alas your 'misses' your family dread br br And many a tear dropp you dead br br br br Tiger Tiger in the Woods the time has come br br When Your Wife has given you ultimatum br br It's either me or GOLF you choose br br And mend your ways or both your loose br br br br 'On my terms' if U want the kids and me br br Coz I love you so much honey br br I am not to touch the GOLF BALL br br NOT for LOVE or for MONEY.... br br TIGER TIGER IN THE WOODS.