Tiger, Tiger burning bright br hunts his prey by neon light br Real or bleached, you know the kind br big up front with a sweet behind.. br br Tiger, tiger, none too bright br Left his cell phone in plain sight br When Elin saw his contact list br She grabbed his driver in her fist. br br Four hundred yards straight off the tee br Tiger drives that easily br But when his little wife went clubbing br His face and lawn both took a drubbing br br Tiger Tiger burning bright br Doesn’t like the bright spotlight br Yet on his off days he’d resort br To pros who play a different sport br br Tiger Tiger made a tape br of Tiger 'eagaling' his date br It came into the hands of 'Vivid' br If they release it he'll be Livid br br Tiger, tiger lost Gillette br And Gatorade sent their regrets br Now he’s hawking Trojan’s Wares br and lady Clairol for Blonde hair.br br John F.