The queen was in the garden, drinking rum and coke br The king was in the bank vault, lighting up a smoke br The maid was on the golf course, playing with a club br Three little men were swimming there, saying rub a dub br br The butcher cut up Bambi, smiling as he sliced br The baker made a luscious pie, out of human lice br The man who dipped the candle sticks burned himself with wax br Two people seeking water, fell down in their tracks br br Jack ran off to to fix his head and lie down for a rest br Jill was left behind to learn, he didn't pass the test br She walked back up the hill, to bring the water down alone br She passed a girl named Mary whose garden hadn't grown br br The girls began to argue, contrarily they spoke br Mary stole the water, Jill went home to mope br Flowers drank the water, the queen had rum and coke br While no one was watching, the world went up in smoke br br br © 2010 JVDbr br Jane Van Doebr br