If a swine had a thinking mind br Like it has a pulsating heart, br The ill fortune it has to find br In furnace of a cooking hearth, br Could make it realize battered fate – br ‘Plattered in a palatable state’. br br It would have cursed its meager life br Struggling stiff within the limit, br In a world of inhumane strife; br It snorts at menfolk, “You bandit! br No more I’ll stay cool and shy, br ‘Will blow a blast before I die.” br br [It was written at the time of outbreak of swine flue in India - just a satirical one.