Your kiss br was like a tsunami br br such br intense br “intensity” br br it made even my curls br curl br br & my toes curl br as well. br br Your caress br was like an avalanche br br of such br immense feeling br br my libido br (like a cartoon cat) br br br was left clinging br upside down br br on the ceiling. br br Your smile br was like...like br br please please br no more similes. br br Then you removed br your dress br br and I felt yes br (yes) br br unable to catch br my breath br br as if I had been br metaphored to death.