Elvis he's a hero he's a superstar br And I hear that Paul McCartney drives a Rolls Royse car br And Dylan sings for millions br And I just sing for free br Oh everybody's makin' it big but me br Oh, everybody's makin' it big but me br Everybody's makin' it big but me br Neil Diamond sings for diamonds br And here's ole rhinestone me br Oh everybody's makin' it big but me br Well I hear that Alice Cooper's got a foxy chick br To wipe off his snake, keep him rich br And Elton John's got two fine ladies br And Doctor John's got three br And I'm still seein' them same old sleezoes br That I used to see br Oh, everybody's makin' it big but me br Everybody's makin' it big but me br I've got charisma br And personality br How come everybody's makin' it big but me? br Well I paint my face with glitter br Just like Bowie does br And I wear the same mascara br That Mick Jagger does br And I even put some lipstick on br That just hurt my dad and mom br Everybody's makin' it big but me br They got groupies for their bands br And all I got is my right hand br And everybody's makin' it big but mebr br Sheldon Allan Silversteinbr br