Goodnight little houseplant asleep on the sill br I'll pull the shades so you don't catch a chill br And tomorrow in the morning don't be breaskfast for two br We'll have ham and eggs for me and nitrogen for you br Goodnight little houseplant tucked in your clay pot br Maske sure you don't catch Huntington's Rot br Remember little houseplant stay away from them bees br I've heard they may carry a social disease br Goodnight little houseplant goodnight br Here's your glass of water should I leave on the light br Tomorrow we'll talk of the things that we did br I love you little house plant who needs women and kidsbr br Sheldon Allan Silversteinbr br