Everybody says I'm paranoid they all think I'm crazy br They all smile to my face but they'd like to see me die br They put poison in my coffee they put ground glass in my oatmeal br They put spiders in my tennis shoes and shit in my pecan pie br It's hard to stop and figure out where did it all begin br You see my father wanted a little girl and my mother wanted twins br And my grandpa admired Hitler so everything I did was wrong br And I'm gonna stop now cause even though you're smilin' I know you hate this song br Yeah and I know you're only listenin' cause you don't wanna hurt my feelin's br And you're just waitin' for me to leave so you can laugh about my open fly br You put the poison in my coffee you put the ground glass in my oatmeal br You put the spiders in my tennis shoes and you shit in my pecan pie br I know don't deny it I know I know I knowbr br Sheldon Allan Silversteinbr br