He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable br Stretchable Foldable Man. br He can crawl in your pocket or fit your locket br Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket, br Or stretch himself up to the steeple or taller, br Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller, br Yes he can, course he can, br He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable br Stretchable Shrinkable Man. br And he lives a passable life br With his Squeezable Lovable Kissable Hugable br Pullable Tugable Wife. br And they have two twistable kids br Who bend up the way that they did. br And they turn and they stretch br Just as much as they can br For this Bendable Foldable br Do-what-you're-toldable br Easily moldable br Buy-what you're-soldable br Washable Mendable br Highly Dependable br Buyable Saleable br Always available br Bounceable Shakeable br Almost unbreakable br Twistable Turnable Man.