Did you hear bout Stacy brown (no we didn't but we'd like to) br He had every chick in town (no he didn't but he tried to) br He had looks he had class do anything to get a little lass br And everyone would shout at him when he walks his girlies past br br They said everybody got one (everybody got one) br Everybody got one (everybody got one) Stacy brown got two (oooh) br br Do you know the reason for his success (no we don't so tell us) br They say that he was double blessed (not like you fellas) br They say that Stacy Brown was born just a little bit deformed br Still his girl friends they all wake up smilin' every morn br br Singin' everybody got one... br [ guitar ] Why they're climbin' up the wall (just to get to Stacy) br Young ones run and old ones crawl (he drives us crazy) br He got two and that's a fact but no one knows where the other one's at br On his elbow on his knee or underneath his hat br br Singin' everybody got one...