They lay in the hay. br br Hidden amongst br loud clacking br br various animal sounds br lots of squeals and grunts br br that created br an aural rural landscape. br br A horse neighed br a field away. br br They made hay br whilst the sun shined. br br I’m not at liberty br to say br br what went on in the hay br br only that br what br br got laid br br was found br (two nice brown ones) br br stuck to her behind br ruining her best Sunday skirt. br br A lot of eggs br had gotten broken br br (a lot of other hearts br were broken) br br and the other girls were br insanely jealous br br all wanted to know br all...the details. br br They why br of how. br br The then br of when. br br The what br 0f where. br And It sure as hell annoyed br a lot of chickens as well.