AT HOME WITH THE HAMLETS(for me auld pal Al) br br To pee or not to pee br that is...the vexation. br br Whether anything could be horribler br than this tiny trickle of pee br br in the wee wee br hours of the night. br br 'It delights br not me! ' br br he mumbles sleepily. br br Each dropp of urine br wrung from him br br like blood br from a stone. br br God damn br this prostate! br br Ophelia br overwrought br being overweight br br turns and takes br all the bedclothes br br to her side br of the bed br br leaving Ham br in the cold. br br She farts gently br smiles softly to her self. br br The rest br is silence.