Angsty chick br Laying it on thick br Your dark poetry’s lame br Morbid artwork just tame br br You have problems? br Join the club br If you’re trying to be Avril br Better have her luck br br Not every day is bad br No real reason to be sad br It doesn’t always rain, you know br Even if that emo music tells you so br br He saidshe said at school br Boy dropped you for Jules br Mom on your ass br Cause you missed class br br Suicide is for dweebs br Wrist-cutting for skeevs br Burn that note right away br Drop that blade in the bay br br Trust me, you’ll live br Listen to these words I give br I’m not some dumb hick br I was once an angsty chickbr br Yoni Assisbr br