I love the wildcats br I love their wild bedroom combats br The truth is I am a love rat br I like to talk the sweet love chat br Flattery and chitchat is my lyrical loving format br br I love them slim, I love them fat br I love them round, I love them flat br The truth is I am a love rat br Even the hornies that don't take a bath br I will still bow down and take off my hat br br I know by heart the path br To the many wishes of a ladies heart br But I crawl in and out of my holes br With a lusty wandering heartless soul br So allow me to fly you to the higest pole br br I give tit for tat br I could reward you with a lovely pat br You see loving a woman is a form of art br Take your time or right from the start br You will get slapped or spat at br br Some call me a smooth talker br Some call me a love stalker br I can be your house or tomcat br I can be your relishing doormat br I am a love rat br And that is that br br I'll make your heart drum beat by beat br I'll fondle you and care for you bit by bit br And when you my lovely baby flower fades br Paddle away I shall & farewell I will bade br br 2010 - Sylvia Chidibr br Sylvia Chidibr br