Prepared and ready for the heat... br You could dupe the Pope...! br You-a tasty treat-complete-- br A confidence man that is no dope; br br You prepared up a Turkey... br While you swindled my dressing from me- br Just wanted to say Thanks-For-Giving-! br You're a trickster with a degree; br br Cooks and cons-oh how they bewilder...! br Tasty-but oh so bad for you--- br They are Foreigners with an agenda...