Itch in my Brain br br There's an itch in my brain, and I just can't scratch it br it's been there now, for almost 14 days br went to see my doctor, he said, just can't explain it br I have looked at it now in over 50 different ways br br Do you think it's a tumor, could it be it's a growth br I need to get some rest now, I'm feelin like a putz br no he said, you can eliminate them both br I'm more concerned about the swelling in you nuts br br he stared at my crotch, and kind of shook his head br said it looks pretty bad, you might need a transfusion br I grabbed him by the collar, “it's my brain” I said br this whole crotch thing, leaves me in confusion br br Well let me take another look, just 1 more time br I must have missed something, though I don't know why br what's that sound I hear, it sounds like a chime br no by jove, I think I've found a fly br br there's a fly in my head, is that what's wrong br can you get it out, do I need an operation br sounds like the lyrics to a Todd Rungren song br you need to call someone else, I'm going on vacation br br So that's the way it is, that's the way it's going br there's a song in my brain, and my girl has left me cold br so that's the real itch, is my broken hear showing br guess I'm not crazy, just tired and old br br Gomer LePoet...