“Use it up, wear it out br Make it do- or do without-“ br My mother was a child br of the Depression. br br Her carbon footprints were quite small br As she never drove at all br She didn’t fly br Or like to air condition. br br Al Gore, on the other hand, br Just pretends to be the man. br He heats his house with oil br and it’s a mansion. br br He drives an S.U.V. br when he comes to lecture me br On inconvenient truths br of earths’ condition. br br It’s the scandal of the age br this environmental sage br Uses private jets br to get to his appointments. br br I’m awaiting Tipper’s book br About this eco crook br It’s a tell all titled: br Al Gore won’t Recyclebr br John F.