I have a pet frog br We go frog walking every day at 6pm br He is fine until he sees another frog br He sniffs & then tries to jump br I pull him away br br Last week we had a problem br My frog stopped to do his business br A passer bye said stop your frog fouling br I cleared up after him but it left a slimy mark br The other man slipped on it br br My frog likes water br Especially ponds br He likes jumping on lilies br The local gardener is mad br Control your frog he shouts br br Well now Im in trouble br Despite the sign br Beware of the FROG br He bit a policeman br A fine guard frog br br My frog is now banned br From walks anywhere br Poor froggy is in a cell br Eating flies & drinking water br Its a frogs lifebr br Alan Draperbr br