Here I sit br all alone br a lonely sausage br in a jar br in my sight br I see from afar br a jarring fright br it's a whole jar br of sausages br Oh! sausages br and fromages br I'll not be beaten br tho' I love br my life br I would behove br to be eaten br tho' I think br I'll still fight br to be in that br jar from afar br please dip me br in thar br to share my sausage skin br with a lady sausage within br assuage my needs br as my heart bleeds br for a needy br lady sausage...