There was a cat named Crazy Christian br Who never lived long enough to screw br He was gay hearted, young and handsome br And all the secrets of life he knew br He would always arrive on time for breakfast br Scamper on your feet and chase the ball br He was faster than any polo pony br He never worried a minute at all br His tail was a plume that scampered with him br He was black as night and as fast as light. br So the bad cats killed him in the fall.