Never trust a white man, br Never kill a Jew, br Never sign a contract, br Never rent a pew. br Don't enlist in armies; br Nor marry many wives; br Never write for magazines; br Never scratch your hives. br Always put paper on the seat, br Don't believe in wars, br Keep yourself both clean and neat, br Never marry whores. br Never pay a blackmailer, br Never go to law, br Never trust a publisher, br Or you'll sleep on straw. br All your friends will leave you br All your friends will die br So lead a clean and wholesome life br And join them in the sky.