Antonio, Antonio br Was tired of living alonio. br He thought he would woo br Miss Lissamy Lu, br Miss Lissamy Lucy Molonio. br br Antonio, Antonio, br Rode off on his polo-ponio. br He found the fair maid br In a bowery shade, br A-sitting and knitting alonio. br br Antonio, Antonio, br Said, 'If you will be my ownio, br I'll love you true, br And I'll buy for you br An icery creamery conio!' br br Oh, Nonio, Antonio! br You're far too bleak and bonio! br And all that I wish, br You singular fish, br Is that you will quickly begonio.' br br Antonio, Antonio, br He uttered a dismal moanio; br Then he ran off and hid br (Or I'm told that he did) br In the Antecatarctical Zonio.