I woke up this morning a giant I felt  br I went to the cupboard are these shreddie's I yelped  br the box was so small like a packet of fags br it seems things are shrinking or is it in my head  br the bananas in the basket are the size of my hand  br the best of both bread in the bread bin as well   br it only took minutes to figure it out when two year old alfie came wondering around br see when you have babys they take over your house it's there way or no way that's the way it goes round  br so next time your lying in bed and can't sleep read a book or a poem or even count sheep  br because you have been warned one day you'll  awake, a giant like me listening to little tiny feet.