The pair of them were just like two peas in a pod br Although one was light of step and the other heavy trod br If you didn't know better you'd say that they were twins br Except one carried a constant scowl and the other a permanent grin br br I couldn't believe how they were so very, very alike br Even if one had skin of ebony and the other almost white br If you used them to play cards, you'd be yelling out snap br It didn't matter that one was a refined lady and her partner a burly chap br br When they looked across the table, it must be like seeing a reflection br Although one was grossly deformed and the other sheer perfection br They were two carbon copies, and one was certainly no slouch br Although the other was a potato of the variety couch br br I always used to struggle in telling them apart br Except one had quiet bowels and the other inclined to fart! br br (Sydney, Australia 2010)br br Alessandra Liveranibr br