‘CAMPING FOR PLEASURE’ br br FIRST TIME, WE HADN’T EVEN GOT THE TENT OUT br THERE WAS THUNDER AND LIGHTENING br THEN IT PISSED DOWN WITH RAIN br SECOND TIME, IT SNOWED AND SNOWED br THE GROUND TURNED TO ICE br THE ICE TURNED TO AN ICE HOT PAIN br br THE THIRD TIME, WE WERE TRAMPED ON br BY A MARAUDING HERD OF SHEEP, br ONE TIME WASN’T ENOUGH, SO THEY DID IT AGAIN br THE FOURTH TIME, STORMS BLEW AWAY THE TENT br BUT THE NIGHT IN THE HOTEL WAS HEAVEN SENT br THEN I WENT AND CAUGHT A TRAIN br FIFTH TIME, THE SCOUTMASTER GOT HIS WILLIE OUT br I TOOK HIS TENT PEG AND GAVE HIM SUCH A CLOUT br YOU’LL GUESS WHERE NO DOUBT, SO HARD br FROM SUCH ACTIVITIES IN FUTURE HE’LL REFRAIN br br I SAID TO MY PAL LES THAT’S MY LAST CAMPING TRIP br NO USE TO COMPLAIN EVEN THOUGH IT IS INANE br LIKE WEARING A BALL AND CHAIN br IN THE MAIN FOR THE PLAIN ON THE PLAINS br WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN, WHAT’S TO GAIN br I THINK IT’S ALL INSANE br LES SAID THEY CALL IT CAMPING FOR PLEASURE br br br MICMACbr br Michael Micmac Mccrorybr br