I walk into my French class, br Because I yearn to learn br The lovely language of French br And the art of wearing a beret. br br My teacher doesn't like me. br He says I smell quite odd. br But I don't really care because br My fish's name is Jeff. br br Today I learned to say 'Hello.' br The French word is 'Bonjour.' br It means 'Hello' in English. br I'm hungry for some squid. br br I love to learn French. br I want to go to France someday. br I want to eat chocolate and crossiants br And meet hot French women.