Oh, glorious new day, Alice will attend a tea br party with Madame La Pompadour and her br retinue, what happiness thinking of things br to say, knowing she never would br br Madame La Pompadour the only one who tells br stories at these events, with many a dramatic br pause, enough sobbing and wiping of tears br to put the Crying Mock Turtle to shame br br While the Gryphon looks on until joining in the br quadrille, hanging its head, reminiscing about br olden days, making Alice think fondly of br the Mad Hatter’s tea party where br br The sleepy Dormouse was stuffed into the teapot, br If only, sighed Alice disconsolately, I could fall a- br sleep in the middle of desultory conversation, br wake up when it was time to leave br br If only I were one soul with two bodies, I would send br one to the library, the other to attend social events; br or one to the swimming pool and the other to work br in the office all day br br And live twice as much life as everybody else – my br mind in the clouds where it belongs while both my br bodies took care of ‘le train-train journalier’ which br drives me out of my mind all the time! br br br http: wiki.lspace.orgwikiLobsangLudd br br Monday Lobsang Ludd was born as one soul with two bodies br from Wen the Eternally Surprised and Lady Time. br br Half human, half anthropomorphic personification, based br on the character of Tuesday Lobsang Rampa who wrote br many books about his life as a Tibetan Monk.